Sunday, August 24, 2008

Visited by an Officer and Did not Get to Use His Handcuffs = BORING...


Well, well, well...

Very bad "incall" day when an Officer is your only "Date"

He visited me and "charged" me with Operating a Business Without a Licence - I would love to be able to speak with a Lawyer - about this...

I called my local city hall and asked how much a licence would be either for Escort or Masseuse - 3000$/year OHWOW????

The officer arrived, knocking on my front entranceway - and I answered, and went OHGREAT lol He said There has been a complaint posted by a neighbor about excessive traffic to your home. Oh yes?

Then the ticket.

Anyone have 3000$ - For the cash you would get services for 1 full year Upon Immediate Demand - Of this callgirl You would be Her Numero Uno client and All Fantasies explored. Totally non-rushed and extended times every time. No questions asked. Overnights or whatnot.

I would love to get the Licence. I do not have 3K. Please hear this Naughty Gal's Plea Dear Cyber World and become my Numero Uno.

This gal loves to be with men, lots of men and you could be pampered beyond compare for the next year.

Easy enough and easy to please, I am. Cuddly Bunny I have been called, often enough.

The Cop's Name ? NeverYouMind LOL

But let me tell you this - He was interesting in his questions. How long are your sessions? How many do you see per day? Are you available now?

Which got a pardon Me? LOLOLOL

But, let me confess - He was One Hot Cop. When he was asking me the questions about my Services - My inner thought was; The time could be extended IF we use your Handcuffs - If not extended to an overnight -

The cop was a Strawberry blonde about 5'9" or 5'10", blue/green eyes, FANTASTIC smile - Which was given to me often... And several winks...

And as I was only fixated on my New ticket (shit!!!) I missed all of the plays - By him.

But I will confess here, in my "secret" ((evil grin)) online diary...

IF I would have Dared - I was wanting to step forward, lick my lips and invite you Dear Constable "E" and as I pulled you inside, remove your handcuffs, attached to what? Your belt loop?

I have always ALWAYS wanted to UNDRESS A COP - What woman has not had such a fantasy? Aren't they the Ultimate Prize? Of undressing LITERALLY of Authority?

Let me continue in my thoughts - Of which your questions provoked - Constable "E" - How long does a session last?

I sooooooooooo wanted to answer - Extended **IF** your Handcuffs are an Accessory you supply -

Of which I would lick my lips, thrust my DD's towards you and wiggle my hips as I stepped towards you and dared!!! Dared to lick Your Lips as I stared deeply into your eyes as I reached for your handcuffs -

Of which you unclipped from where? I was not aware at that point - Enjoying the taste of you - An inner giggle surpressed as I noticed that your mouth tasted of freshly brewed coffee, strong, and thought, Cops at a Donut shop and Coffee - Go figure!!!

I whisper into your right ear, softly, slowly, and say Constable, would you like to partake? Of the extended services? Mmmmmmmmmm, I sooooooooooooooo would like to -

Another lick of your Lips - Partake of your Taste, handcuffs and powerfulness -

Constable E's response is to stare deeply into the wickedly devilish blue eyes, so very near to him, beckoning him. Her tongue exploring, suddenly, finding his inner mouth and no words were said as Constable E. followed his Naughty Woman inside.

Forgetting all the rules, he swore to with his uniform. Just wanting this naughtiest of woman he has ever met. Wanting to fuck her - The Constable had never such an immediate reaction to a woman before. Always being the one in control, the one never provoked to act so wickedly, or with such immediate passion.

I pushed the Contable E. onto my massage "bed" and quickly strapped his right wrist onto the bed post. I whispered, Ohhhhhh, I sooooooooo wanted you, in this very position, from your very first smile my way - Mmmmmmmmmm -

"Wasn't it a Noise Violation, that time? I had, j-just had to visit your Home?? L-late at night???" Jesus!! He was stuttering, just from her unbuttoning the first shirt button. What-the-fuck was wrong with him? He was reacting like it was his very first fuck!!! Argh!!!

I popped another button of his uniform shirt and watched his eyes, as I slowly reached inside - And I was quite surprised to find a Nipple ring!!! With a barbell - "Ohhhh, is that acceptable? Officer E.???"

Not waiting for an answer, I ripped open the rest of the buttons and he almost bucked my off, his reaction was Soooooo - Immediate - - "So my Sexy, sexxxxxxxxy, Officer, what other surprises are there for me to explore? Find? Taste?"

I moved my gaze down his chest, "Barbell and chest hair - " I bent down, letting my hair fall over his now bare chest - and nibbled where the barbell rested and around his now erect nipple.

I could feel him catch his breath, and murmur incoherently.

"Should I proceed? Officer? Mmmmmmmmmm?" I continued exploring with my tongue to his waist and found out an Officer's pants were button downs. Oh wowwwwwwwwww.

Somehow cuffed I had little difficultly with creating a Naked cop on my bed - - handcuff and all. I could feel my heart nearly exploding out of my own chest.

I crawled ontop, and rode him, sliding up and down - "Officer, arrest me, I am fucking you without a condom - That MUST be a violation? Code - - "

He could not form words and found himself wishing for her to kiss him, to feel her tongue deep inside his mouth, exploring as he fucked her - -

As if she understood his silent communication, she stated, with a giggle - "Kiss me? You want me to Kiss You? Deeply?"

She moved her hips forward as she bent low to kiss him. Full throttle. Was nothing of this woman timid?

Hardly. She was fucking a Uniformed, On-Duty Cop. He found his hips thrusting deeper into her, calling her the beauty he was waiting for his whole life - -

She whispered, "Ohhhhhhhhhhh, my Sexy Cop, you drive me wild. Kissing you is sooooooooo delicious - - "

The rest of the afternoon? Constable E. got the handcuff off and radioed in that he was unavailable for Xamount of hours and asked, Where is the bedroom?

Light became night and together, sans handcuffs, the officer and the naughty welcomed the morning light together.

That Was My Fantasy from just one question.

But Not Going to Happen, as how do you Pickup a Cop ROFL Without a charge of what? Prostitution ROFL Or something along those lines. Who knows Really?

Like, Hello Officer E., I so would loooooooooove to seduce you Out of Your Uniform RIGHT NOW?

LikeAsIf.

3 comments:

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Read more about the legalities here. Who is telling you that you need a 3,000 dollar license? Are you running a Massage Parlour or Personal Spa? Because that's what the license is for. Or are they telling you that you need a social escorting license? Prostitution isn't covered by a social escorting license so it's pointless to get.

Try asking questions on cerb.ca or cerf.ca if you need help with this. There are a few providers that have law hookups so you may be able to get some real help.

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